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    Artifact — Food

    Everything Pizza

    Illustrated by James Bousema

    EDHREC Rank #14,840
    When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. 2 generic mana white mana blue mana black mana red mana green mana , tap , Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gains 3 life and draws a card. Each of your opponents discards a card. This artifact deals 3 damage to any target. Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.

    Rulings (4)

    Whatever you do, don't eat the cards. (Also, don't make the pizzas pictured on the cards. You don't have the digestive system of a Ninja Turtle.)

    Jan 27, 2026

    Some spells and abilities that create Food tokens may require targets. If each target chosen is an illegal target as that spell or ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve. You won't create any Food tokens.

    Jan 27, 2026

    If an effect refers to a Food, it means any Food artifact, not just a Food artifact token. For example, you can sacrifice Pizza Face (a Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant) to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability (an ability with "Sacrifice a Food" in its cost). You can't sacrifice a Food to pay multiple costs. For example, you can't sacrifice a Food token to activate its own ability and also to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability.

    Jan 27, 2026

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    Competitive

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